Today I took myself on a little jaunt. That is what I call it, but my people take a less clement view on what they term "running away". You see there is a field, a very beautiful field, which is out of bounds. It belongs to some silly folk who think it is Richmond Park and that no dog that is not on a leash and has its humans frantically scanning for any you-know-whats is allowed in.
The annoying thing is that 'That Cat' wanders in and out freely! Now that is a breach on Doggy Rights, in my opinion- giving cats the upper hand.